It’s not surprising that with all the new TSA regulations and people organizing events such as National Opt Out Day, it was only a short time before people started making their own light-hearted commentary.
Granted there’s a lot of gawdawful stuff on YouTube, there are a few great TSA parodies to provoke some chuckles. NSFW warning: there’s some randy lyrics in some of these, so might we suggest you listen before you forward to your entire office? [Ed note: We’re always watching out for you] Enjoy!
1. TSA Help You Make it to Your Flight – Buck Howdy
A deep, soulful country tune with some hilarious photos to boot. Sing along, it gets a little racy!
Take the ribbon from your hair
Shake it loose, let it fall
Leave your shoes right over there
Now get up against the wall
2. Don’t Touch My Junk – Michael Adams
A more upbeat, funky tune featured on The Huffington Post, you’ll find it difficult to not continue throughout your day singing, “Don’t touch my junk! Don’t touch my junk! This ain’t your lovely lady lump!”
3. Grandma Got Molested at the Airport
The season has passed, but it’s never too late for some Christmas comedy. To the tune of “Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer,” this one describes how granny got incriminating latex in her crack.
4. Japanese TSA Parody
This video’s not even in English, but it’s still hilarious.
5. TSA Spoof – Saturday Night Life
No parody round-up is complete without a little SNL love. Here’s a positive spin on TSA — a cure for loneliness! A reason to be thankful!
6. A Message From Transport Canada – The Rick Mercer Report
Okay, I couldn’t let this article pass by without slipping in this little piece of Canadian genius. On flights to the States, you may get sprayed down with a hose and asked to complete four sides of a Rubik’s cube…five if you’re flying to Nigeria.