10. Wenger 16999 Giant Swiss Army Knife $1,400
What has 87 tools that perform 142 functions, weighs 2 pounds and is 8.75 inches long? The most intense Swiss Army Knife you’ve ever seen. This bad boy has everything from a toothpick to a special self-centering screwdriver for gunsights. It also has a fish scaler, a cupped cigar cutter with double honed edges, laser pointer with 300-foot range and a nail file. This thing might not make it past security, but it would come in handy in pretty much ANY emergency travel situation.