By Air: Most flights into Thailand touch down at the new Bangkok International Airport (BKK), http://www.bangkokairportonline.com, which is located 15 miles east of downtown.

Ground Transportation: Buses exit every 15 minutes from the airport and depending on the status of traffic can last one to two hours. Passengers can choose from four routes: A1: Silom Road Business District A2: Khao San Road A3: Sukhumvit Road and Central World Plaza A4: Hualampong Railway Station These express buses operate from 4:30a-12:30a daily, for a low fare. Regular city buses also depart from the airport; they can be reached by taking a shuttle bus to the airport bus terminal.

Express train service for the new airport has yet to get underway. Passengers who wish to travel to the city by train from the airport can still take a shuttle to an SRT suburban line.

Taxis are easy to find outside the airport's three terminals. Depending on traffic rides generally last between 40-90 minutes.

By Train:
State Railways of Thailand (+66 02 225 0300) services Bangkok from all four directions, including Malaysia from the south. Passengers disembark at the Hua Lampong Train Station (+66 02 223 3762), located on Rama IV Road. Taxis can easily be located outside the station.

By Bus:
Bangkok features three bus stations: The Southern Bus Terminal (+66 02 435 1200) services buses arriving from such southern towns as Hua Hin and Phuket. The North/Northeastern Bus Terminal (+66 02 272 0296) caters to buses arriving from the north, including from Chiang Mai, near the Laos border and Lampang. The Eastern Bus Terminal: (+66 02 391 2504) harbors buses arriving from the southeast coast, including from the towns of Pattaya and Trad.

By Car:
National Highway #4 jabs into Bangkok from the west and represents the main thoroughfare from Hua Hin. National Highway #3 arrives from a southeast direction, making Pattaya a three-hour drive. National Highways #32 and #117 vein into the city from the north.

The Bangkok Mass Transit System's Skytrain (+66 02 617 7300/http://www.bts.co.th) rates as the quickest and most efficient option for negotiating through the city. This elevated monorail features 25 stops spread over two lines. The Sukhumvit Line accesses such popular attractions as Siam Square and the Victory Monument. The Silom Line includes stops in the Silom business district and at the National Stadium. Stations are attended every three minutes during peak hours. The Skytrain operates 6AM-midnight daily and all rides cost less than USD1 (THB40).

The Bangkok Mass Transit Authority (+66 02 246 0973/http://www.bmta.co.th) operates a massive bus system that services Bangkok and beyond. All one-way fares cost less than USD.50 (THB20). Be aware that the buses are the main work areas for pickpocket artists and "purse slashers" (also known as "razors") that target tourists, so travel with caution. Hours: 5AM-11PM daily.

Three-wheeled, open sided vehicles called tuk-tuks dominate the streets to the point that they have come to symbolize downtown Bangkok. Despite their novelty status they are ideally suited for short trips around the city (they possess the capacity for long, across town hauls but the constant exposure to bus and truck exhaust fumes while endlessly idling in traffic tends to limit their appeal to three or four blocks). The drivers consider haggling as a lofty human virtue so agree to a set price before entering.

Taxis are easy to hail from the street and in front of the major hotels. Avoid fare rip-offs by only using cabs designated with clearly marked "taxi-meter" roof signs.

Motorcycle taxis are only recommended for those with sound health care insurance. No helmets are provided and drivers weave in and out of traffic as if auditioning for Hollywood stuntman work. Use only as a last option for short distances.

The Chao Phraya Express Company (+66 02 222 5330) provides water taxi service on the Chao Phraya River, hence the name. The comedic number of boats on the river makes it seem as if a Jackie Chan chase scene is about to break out at any second, yet this service still represents the quickest means for maneuvering through Bangkok in a north-south direction. Most riders board at the Siphya Pier, close to the Royal Orchid Sheraton.

Driving in Bangkok offers obvious convenience, but also obvious risk. Road congestion is constant, locals exhibit the same cautionary driving skills as all-night revelers crazed on cheap well whiskey, and regardless of fault foreigners are always blamed in accidents. Keep in mind that seat belts are mandatory and driving is on the left.