Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio
  • Cuisines: American, Hamburgers
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  • NileGuide Expert Says:

    This is definitely not a place for children. Dick's is a place where the wait staff prides itself on their rude antics and sexual humor.


  • Description:

    • This is by far one of the rowdiest restaurants on the River Walk, so diners can expect loud music, great food, cold beer and steely attitudes from the waitstaff. Do not take your in-laws or your children... unless, of course, they can swig a longneck and crack crab legs with the best of 'em. The food here is good and has a definite Cajun flavor. All entrees either arrive in a bucket (crawfish and crab legs) or on top of butcher paper (hamburgers, ribs, chicken). It is messy, but fun. The crowd tends to get a little crazier the later it gets, as the restaurant gradually morphs into a full-fledged bar with live music every night.
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    User Reviews for Dick's Last Resort

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      Live a little

    • If you're overly sensitive, go to fuddruckers instead, good food and the staff is nice. If you can take a joke, go to dick's. The wings are pretty good, crispy thin skin with...

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    Message from Dick's Last Resort

    From rug-rats to old farts, from high-class to no-class, from the top of the food chain to the bottom of the barrel, it's fun for all and all in fun for those who dare to enter! Sit back and watch, or join in the fun. Dick's has always been known for its outrageous, surly, and energetic waitstaff who inflict humor upon our guests. Our atmosphere makes everyone feel like they're temporarily breaking all the rules? and getting away with it! We have live music every week featuring questionable bands playing classic rock, and there's never a cover charge! You may end up wearing a 2ft tall paper hat complete with a humorous slogan, or doused in a sea of napkins. There's never a dull moment in this 3-ring circus which is exactly how we earned our infamous reputation!

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    • Details
      • Contact:

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      • tel: 210 224 0026
      • Address:

      • 406 Navarro
      • San Antonio, TX 78205
      • Neighborhood:

      • River Walk
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      • Hours:

      • 11a-2a daily

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