Meet Bob. Bob loves bacon. Heck, Bob loves all meat. In fact, there are few parts of Bob’s day that don’t involve something fried, meaty and delicious. Recently, Bob had to travel to Paris for an important business meeting.
6:00am – Bob wakes to the sound, and smell, of his Wake N’ Bacon Alarm Clock.
6:15am – Bob hops into the shower and lathers up with Bacon Soap. Singing, “Hamburger in Paradise” while he showers is a ritual. Fido his dog sits outside the bathroom door drooling.
6:45am – Breakfast: Bob whips up a veggie omelet…Kidding! Bob’s running late, so he grabs some left over Bacon Explosion from last nights barbecue to scarf in the car.
7:30am – Bob makes it to the airline gate. He realizes he doesn’t have his ticket! Searching frantically through his Bacon Wallet, he remembers it’s the 21st century and he has an E-ticket. He breathes a 12oz sigh of relief.
Mid-Flight – Bob sits next to a nice looking business man, they get to chatting and decide to exchange business cards. This guy must be even more of a meat lover than Bob. He hands Bob his card: [looking at the Business Man’s business card] “Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark” Bob NEEDS his business cards to look like this.
6:00pm – As Bob’s exiting the plane, he realizes he forgot his suitcase in the overhead storage bin! He runs back to get it just in time…the flight attendants nearly cooked it and served it for the next in-flight meal.
11:00pm – Bob goes to bed looking forward to tomorrow’s meat-packed day of exploring.
BONUS: To see this post with a side of bacon, click here.
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