The Claus Compound
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While staying at the Claus' guests are encouraged to enjoy Santa's Rogers and Hammerstein DVD collection.Description:
You may miss seeing elves running around like crazed...well elves...with their pointy shoes on the wrong feet and Ms. Claus bellowing at her tax attorney for an improper filing, but there are definitely some benefits to visiting the North Pole on the off season. For one, you're not met with 23 hours of darkness and blisteringly cold temperatures. Another perk is the Claus Compound is available for home-stay while the Clauses vacation with their best friends Bernice and Larry in Boca Raton, Florida.Perfect for family reunions or really rich people who want a ton of space, the compound sleeps 15 humans or 35 elves and boasts numerous plastic-covered couches and framed portraits of medieval thinkers such as Maimonides and King Solomon. Although the Claus' cook, Saul, accompanies them to Boca to prepare their favorite meals of bagels with lox and matzobrie, they always leave the first dinner in the freezer for incoming guests. All you have to do is stick the brisket and noodle kugel in oven for a few minutes and your first meal in the Claus house is ready to go!
