The X Hotel

Address:

The North Pole,

NileGuide Expert tip:

Remember to steal the shampoo and conditioner to display in your guest bathroom once you get home.

Description:

Its lack of any curving shapes and seeming obsession with metal-tones may make The X feel cold to some Midwestern families, Southern California visitors will probably feel right at home. Rejecting any notion of the "colors" of Christmas, The X's silver and glass only motif matches the rest of the chain's hotels situated around the world.

Although The X has the most superb location of any hotel in the North Pole, it came with a price. Constructed over an ancient elvish burial ground and by the hands of impoverished snowchildren, The X has been a subject of intense criticism by multiple North Pole activist groups.
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