Krampus' Steak House

Address:

465 Naughty List Blvd
The North Pole,
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NileGuide Expert tip:

This is definitely a rough crowd, so don't be surprised to see an elf fight or two break out. They get pretty tense around the holidays, especially if they hear insults about their woodcarving or doll painting.

Description:

Hell's Angels, Santa's Coal Miners and Elves from the explosive toys department make up the decidedly bad-boy clientele of Krampus' Steak House. Run by Santa's devilish sidekick, reindeer steaks and pints of He-Brew are the main features on the very basic menu. Also worth sampling are Naughty List Homefries and Stuck-in-the-chimney Cheesecake. Krampus' has a dive-y atmosphere and the walls are covered with defective and rejected toys from the nearby elf workshops. Tuesdays are Karoling & Karaoke Nights, and the first Friday of each month has Lady Elf jello-mold wrestling.
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